He would like to take you home to mother…..if he could trust father.
It matches beautifully with the ankle bracelet he gave me! The blinking lights is so colorful! But for some reason… police cars follow me! ;)
You really can’t fault ol’ Shoe. He is paying alimony to three ex-wives. :-)
You know that Shoe is an ass. He smokes those awful cigars which leave an ash all around.
He’s been saving that gift for an emergency.
Time to dump him Honey
It’ll come in handy, after a few more drinks, when you’ve fallen and can’t get up.
No doubt it was a family heirloom … Sorta like Aunt Mahetable’s fruit cake!
If grandma doesn’t need it anymore, does that mean it didn’t work when she needed it?
and you are wearing it for WHAT reason?…..
Grandma is now lying on the floor, alone.
most excellent
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
He would like to take you home to mother…..if he could trust father.
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
It matches beautifully with the ankle bracelet he gave me! The blinking lights is so colorful! But for some reason… police cars follow me! ;)
baddawg1989 over 3 years ago
You really can’t fault ol’ Shoe. He is paying alimony to three ex-wives. :-)
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
You know that Shoe is an ass. He smokes those awful cigars which leave an ash all around.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
He’s been saving that gift for an emergency.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Time to dump him Honey
J Short over 3 years ago
It’ll come in handy, after a few more drinks, when you’ve fallen and can’t get up.
Linguist over 3 years ago
No doubt it was a family heirloom … Sorta like Aunt Mahetable’s fruit cake!
awcoffman over 3 years ago
If grandma doesn’t need it anymore, does that mean it didn’t work when she needed it?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
and you are wearing it for WHAT reason?…..
stamps over 3 years ago
Grandma is now lying on the floor, alone.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
most excellent