In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 07, 2020

Bet he doesn’t make it

Nest time try it without the armor!

The birth of pole vaulting.

Probably sounds like pots and pans, when he lands..

Silly English Kaa-nig-ates

He’s got a point there. I think that would work.

…this just CAN’T have a happy ending…

He needs a longer lance…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/medieval-reenactor-dies-after-7-foot-long-lance-spears-his-abdomen/2018/10/10/59514fda-cca1-11e8-a360-85875bac0b1f_story.html

Isn’t there a Red Bull YouTube commercial like this?

Surely you joust.

I sense that somewhere lives a really big unicorn who is missing his horn!

The horse says, better you than me.

Fool! Take off your helmet, at least, to see where you will be falling!