Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 18, 2020

man, that guy’s slow – does he have to paint him a picture…?

There was no porch theft in those days, they’d have had you on the canvas in no time.

You’ll have to wait a little longer, I’m out of ochre.

Reminds me of the imp cameras in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books. Only, the painting imps inside of those were very, very, fast.

Courtroom artists had to come from somewhere; they weren’t just born whole-cloth!

Did they have porch pirates back then?

Canvassing the neighborhood.

On a slow day, I watched the NASA channel as astronauts were conducing experiments on “metal coatings” outside the ISS during an EVA. I finally realized that I was literally “watching paint dry”, though in Earth orbit.