Luann Againn by Greg Evans for March 26, 2021

There was comedy routine by a comedian that regularly featured on a stand up comedy show on Comedy Central decades ago, before C.C. got political.

Anyway, the routine went something like this:

Wife: “Honey? My friend and I are going shopping!”

Husband: “You got any money?”

Wife: “Noooooo! We’re going Shopping!!” ;)

Teens. Ugh! :D

I bet he’s “Married with children” as well…..

It is times like these when I am glad that I cannot read minds.

Any shoe or clothing salespeople out there who could affirm or deny this strip?

Now you see why RITALIN sells so well!

Al Bundy’s nightmare

Can you say, Dingbat?

I’d ban those girls from coming into the store again

Women be shopping. Am I right?

Apparently I had been doing it wrong. Usually when I went to the mall at that age, it was to actually get clothes or to hang out in the arcade.

An old “shoe dog” trick: never leave more than three pairs out at one time in front of your customer.

I know a woman who does this at car dealerships. A sales person loses an entire day while she test drives cars with no intention of buying one.