Luann Againn by Greg Evans for June 21, 2021

If you make the mistake of spraying that stuff near open flames, you’re going to GET a “wake-up call,” Lu.

“…. And say a little prayer FOOOOOR YOUUUUU….”

Her body needs a shake up,

Before cosmetics she can take up.

(Her bra is still an A-cup.)

You need coffee ☕ and you don’t wear it, you drink it.

wait, they have those?!

Let’s spray, er pray for Lu’s well-being!

She is a night owl so she is a wreck in the mornings.

We have that! But it is not a cosmetic…it is the marvelous elixir known as coffee.

Your feelings I do not desire to hurt

So I won’t remind you, lest I do

most makeup’s just fine ground dirt