To SANTA
The North Pole
Dear Santa --
I'm ready to blow this popsicle stand! I think I'd be an excellent elf addition -- robot toys are my specialty! Can I hitch a ride on Christmas Eve?
Your friend (and hopefully employee)
Lio
He moved to the South Pole in 1904 to be ready as Global Warming will leave the North Pole fully wet. The anti-pole is a continent. So all letters are rerouted south.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
But can Lio withstand the harsh, eternal winters up at the North Pole? Sure the workshop with have a good thermostat, but really
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe he could keep a watch for weathervanes.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Computer says “Nah”
jr1234 almost 4 years ago
Dad opened his letter ?!?
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
That’s what you get for opening the letter, Dad!
RandyFaux almost 4 years ago
Too bad, it could have ended up here: https://www.uspsoperationsanta.com/letters
dfrost1 almost 4 years ago
As my father says, “Let’s blow this firetrap.”
Radish... almost 4 years ago
Lio knew dad would open it and he is trying to get better presents.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just catch the Polar Express and you’ll be there before you know it!
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
Ungrateful bugger. His poor dad has already suffered enough as it is.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
He moved to the South Pole in 1904 to be ready as Global Warming will leave the North Pole fully wet. The anti-pole is a continent. So all letters are rerouted south.