Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 13, 2020

Doesn’t look like it matters.

You always carry the trees trunk first so the needles don’t blow off, so it’s obvious. Getting them home now may be another problem.

Oh, Good Grief!

It wouldn’t be Christmas without the story of the four wise guys!

What a crime. This is treesonous.

‘The first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me…."

That should be the least of your concerns.

Has he not yet noticed the growing crowd or is he obsessed with the trees?

That’ll shake the squirrels out.

Give Sir Isaac Newton a call, he’s got this covered.

With some simple physics they can figure it out.

Looks like you all are going to soon have another one to add to the mix…

Conservation of Momentum says the tree to the front of each car should belong to that car, but the trunks are all facing the wrong way….