The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for December 17, 2020

Leave early and make another $80 on the way there….

I called my ex-wife a two-bit whore and she hit me with a bag of quarters.

I think she looks great.

The comics are the only place you see miniskirts these days. On the other hand, I don’t get out much. The gripping hand, most of the time when I do get out I go to a hardware store.

Take the $80; that’s only four tricks.

Did you hear about the high end call girl who only did it in exchange for expensive shoes? She got poked and Prada’d two or three times a night.

80 bucks? There must be a sale.

Ooh, they must be good friends for him to get away with that! (And heck, I used to work in an office where women would dress like that all the time, people sort of got used to it, some better than others.)

That doesn’t look like a particularly slutty outfit. The skirt is short, but there’s not much cleavage.

So, just how tight ARE those jeans, Boyd?

She should know better than to give Boyd a Straight Line like that.