Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 16, 2020

okay…

Tony’s QOTD: Know any jokes?

Bipedal? Definitely. At least one if I include myself. ;-)

That was their first mistake…in a government building you’ll never find those four!!

Best cartoon yet. Thank you!

Mafia could provide 3 wise guys, maybe Madonna could fake the virgin part!

rim shot

Heard that joke in the 80s….Ker-Plat!!!

Is anyone else familiar with The Capitol Steps? They do a political comedy show every week (probably not now) at the ICC building in DC. When I first saw them in the early ‘90s they told their story: they were Congressional staffers who were supposed to put on a traditional Christmas show but in all of Congress they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

I’m surprised that Stan even bothered to ask. Normally he wouldn’t care.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

YAWNNNN…..

The coordinator for the Roman parade went to the emperor and explained “The virgins refuse to march, Sire, the one’s sick and the other one refuses to march alone.”

I don’t get it. explain

Dad joke.

And how.

Now wait a minute, I was a government employee and can attest…..what was I saying now?

YOINK!

Man, after reading this one, I actually heard the drummer with his ‘ba dum chhh’.