Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 18, 2021

So, what are you going to use? A cutlass, a shillelagh, a katana, or just a shiv?

Careful what you ask for Aunty. At your age you’re one of the slow walkers.

Unfortunately, evolution trudges along; it doesn’t sprint, Aunty!

Aunty, Aunty, Aunty. >Tsk, tsk<

When I was a teenager (1960’s) my long legged brother taught me to keep up with him. Still can’t tolerate slow walkers.

Spend 24 hours needing a wheelchair- maybe then you’ll develop some compassion and patience. Acidic you are!

Just add some vaseline to the bottom of their shoes…

Aunty, it’s all the folks with noses glued to their phones.

’Tis funny how the fickle fates seem to manage to inflict upon us the very things that annoy us…. careful…one day you may find yourself in the slow walker category in need of a bit of compassion from your fellow travelers…

Some people seem to amble is such a way as to block the passage of others. Don’t for a minute think it isn’t deliberate. These are the same people who aren’t wearing masks because they’re sooooo important!

The real problem with Slow Walkers is that they roam in Herds.

Also they always seem to walk right down the center so you can’t pass them.