Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 11, 2021

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Amen!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Works for me! :D

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    You will only have a problem if they agree, Aunty!

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    Kinky……

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I’ve found in my old age that sometimes just quietly saying “OK” and walking away works better. Nothing can be more frustrating than to pick if fight with someone and they refuse to fight.

    Some people do get the subtlety that I am, in fact, flipping them off and not taking their argument seriously.

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    Marvin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pick the spot, Aunty, because you are all “donkey” from head to toes.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And add: right where it’s red and wrinkly

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Why would I ask someone to kiss your ass? Please note the mistletoe on my coattails!

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    pheets  over 3 years ago

    Sometimes, to sit down and shut up (with a strategically timed stare) works well, too.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    OK Auntie – póg mo thóin

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    Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What if they try to?

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I’ve altered that to “Kiss my wrinkled, sagging butt.” (It gets muffled by the face mask.)

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    xsintricks  over 3 years ago

    The Flo version: “Kiss mah grits!”

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    I once responded to a woman who said that by saying:

    “Bend Over and Bare It”.

    She bent over and dropped her panties.

    I knelt down and took a better look. She Screeched like she’d been Tased, stood back up, pulled her clothes back up and ran away.

    When the Moment of Truth arrived, she Flinched.

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