Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 28, 2020

You’ve been after one of the goldfish?

I have the perfect birthday gift for Satch….a one way ticket to the kennel for Bucky so the poor pooch doesn’t have to be tormented any more!

Sure thing, Bucky — we’ll get you a nice new bed too, so you can sleep with the fishes >>)))))°>

How could Satchel possibly keep a fish alive with Bucky around

Bucky, the feline Snidely Whiplash!

Pinkish just give Bucky some Salmon Eggs. Now Bucky may start his farm ;-)

Bucky can have the boot.

How about give him a german sheperd

I had a saltwater fish tank for a few years. Trust me, it takes a fair amount of time and expense to properly maintain it.

Sorry Bucky, but your idea tanked.

Can’t just add salt and change the fish?

Sounds fair. The salmon farm would keep him out of the salt water tank.

Aw get Bucky a salt water fish tank…. and hold his head under the water until the bubbles stop coming up.

Rob, I have a one word suggestion when it comes to Bucky: Piranha!

As my Mum used to say, ’You’ll get more than you bargained for if you’re not careful, my man!’ Take heed, Bucky.

Who else imagined Bucky enunciating both potato and tomato with identical diacritical pronunciation on the vowels?