FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 21, 2021

Hope you have a good enough bladder, Jason.

Water intoxication is real

For his next experiment, will he float or sink in the swimming pool?

The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and gladly offers you the reward of twenty five thousand.

Head for the bathroom, Jason. Take a book, because you’ll probably be in there a while.

Jabba the Fox?

It does not look like that added to his brain.

Nothing that 25 trips to the bathroom can’t fix.

Book smart genius with no common sense! I knew a couple of people like that.

Enough to cause hyponatremia.

Jason often takes stuff literally.

Saw that happen to Bull Shannon on Night Court once when he was trying to stop a leak by drinking it

Next ScARy movie: THE JAsOn bLoBB!!!

What a pisser!

Looks like Jason the Hutt.

Hydrocephalus setting in?

He didn’t think that through properly. Obviously the water doesn’t contribute to your intelligence, it’s the rest that does that. He should’ve tried to DEhydrate his brain to increase the proportion of other matter.

Don’t pop!

You know we only understand what 10% of our brain does. 90% is still unknown.

He’s gonna have to be going #1

~ Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down ~

Yikes!

How many trips to the bathroom will it take?