FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 26, 2021

then imagine tearing your Spanish homework for science homework (not that I did that in high school)

Cliff notes on “MacBeth.” People are murdered, and MacBeth and his wife get what they deserve.

Her notes were untimely ripped.

Just like the Trump intelligence briefings.

I do sometimes wish I had my old school binders to re-review. Helping my sisters kids with their homework would be a lot easier that way.

She might need those math notes when she repeats the class.

Ah yes, another prime example of “never celebrate too early.”

I’m surprised she made that mistake… my math notes always looked a lot different than my literature-type notes.

A roommate once begged me to lend him my math notes for analysis. I told him that they would be of little help, but he kept interrupting and begging. I finally lent him the notes. It was then that he found they were written in Japanese. Poor sod.

Uh oh – Peter, Peter, Peter; One never mentions The Scottish Play by name. Now you’re in for a run of bad luck.

I had the opposite problem…saving college notes for waaaaaaay too long…

Rule of Paige number 5,673: Always check before ripping up your binder. Apparently, Paige forgot about that rule.

The other day I was in the attic and found my 11th grade English term paper. 50 some years old.