Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 11, 2020

Mittens is apparently a teenaged boy.

#givemesocksandnoonegetshurt

Oh noes! Mittens watches QVC. Better hide your credit card, Angie.

I had one who wanted to roll in freshly washed wool sweaters. I’d shut them away in the spare room to dry, so she’d leap up and hang from the doorknob by her front paws, trying to open it.

#scarysmart

Disco likes to roll in my delicates, freshly out of the dryer.

Joe claims the fresh-from-the-dryer jeans.

The filthy hound will claim the extra large laundry hamper.

My neighbor called to say she was out front looking for her missing cat. A few seconds letter, my phone rang again. I could faintly hear her speaking and addressing the cat by name. Clearly she had thought she was calling the cat’s phone. :)

Dear The Mittens. This is Santa. Clearly you need voice-dialing. I’ll bring it for you.

#itsamiracle

#savemoneylvebetter