Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 25, 2020

No carrots & water for the reindeers, how sad.

Cover the milk and cookies! Covid particles could be falling onto them.

Signs of our times.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Get some of that Vermont bag balm to rub in afterwards. All this alkalai and alcohol is making the skin peel off the knuckles. The green can with the cow on the lid is only thing that counteracts and get some sulfa into the bleed.

A wise decision.

Hoof sanitizer may more efficacious!

We left out cookies, cheese, and orange juice.

Tell him to use the hand sanitizer before leaving presents. Don’t know how many homes he’s been in before he arrives at yours.

Liquor is also a good, sanitizing treat for the old man!

Did you hang the stockings over the space stations fireplace?

No problem about the cookies, Cliff’ll get to ’em before Santa ever does!

I wonder what kind of stories Pam had to tell her kids to explain how Santa manages to travel to a space station.

Some hand sanitizers aren’t safe. Just tell Santa to go to the bathroom and use soap and water https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/your-hand-sanitizer-fdas-list-products-you-should-not-use

He’s not SUPPOSED to drink the hand sanitizer, but…

Santa uses protection, right?

Well, the little boy looks prepared.

Hmm if Santa has indeed traveled from outside of my state he’d have to quarantine himself for two weeks. And if I’m the last house he visits…..