Prickly City by Scott Stantis for December 25, 2020

Winslow has learned nothing from his Uncle Wile E.

But that trick never works.

First thing: don’t light the fire if you think someone’s coming down.

Are you prepared for Santa to lay a finger upside your nose?

Santa checks if there is fire there, he doesn’t want his boots burnt, therefore no presents for you Winslow.

Assuming you would be successful, how far out have you thought this, Winslow?

Pretty sure you’d catch Krampus, not Santa…

I wish you a hopeful Christmas

I wish you a brave new year

All anguish, pain and sadness

Leave your heart and let your road be clear

They said there’ll be snow at Christmas

They said there’ll be peace on earth

Hallelujah, Noel be it heaven or hell

The Christmas we get we deserve

Songwriters: Greg Lake / Peter John Sinfield / Serge Prokofieff

Winslow, you should know that the only one who can catch Santa Clause is Mommy!

Apt that the Democrat member of the duo believes in Santa and the promise of giveaway goodies for all.

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and happy federally mandated day off to everyone else!

Materialization will happen. Santa only personally appears to very few each year.

Good luck there Winslow!!