Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 22, 2020
December 21, 2020
December 23, 2020
Transcript:
Dear Santa, I have a last-minute request... FOOSH! ...Sorry about the laser-guided rocket delivery, but it is 2020 and the mail has been dicey. Maybe it's time for you to get email? Your friend, Lio
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
yeah, Kringle should be ahead of the times
Bilan almost 4 years ago
That’s funny. Santa wasn’t bald before Lio started writing to him.
Devils Knight almost 4 years ago
Santa does not need Email you can talk to him on amateur radio CQ Santa on 3.916 MHz at 7:15PM Central Time
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
I agree with Lio…I wouldn’t trust the mail…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
My brother mailed something to another town about 20 miles away. It is now is a state 1500 miles away.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Santa meets technology.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
My wife’s company mailed a key priority overnight, from Rochester to Albany, NY, and it took 11 days! This was BEFORE the giant snowstorm!
hswoolve almost 4 years ago
He’s not wrong about the mail.
Spacetech almost 4 years ago
Santa@officialsantaemail.com
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
Santa’s not getting e-mail. But he is giving out rocks to bad kids. Like this one.
WilliamMedlock almost 4 years ago
Guess who made the mail dicey?
bobw2012 almost 4 years ago
Dear Lio, firing a rocket into somebodies house puts them on the naughty list.
InquireWithin almost 4 years ago
You can’t really do the laser-guided bit over the horizon. You’d need an orbital designator or an airborne one nearby. Besides, at that distance you’d need a ballistic missile to do the job right, so you’re talking inertial guidance.