Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 03, 2021

Sorry dude, other way around.

Some of them are named “Candy,” and some of them taste sweet. On the plus side, they don’t give you cavities quite as quickly.

Did people say ‘bro’ in the 80s?

They don’t give cavities but the hole they leave in your wallet is just as painful.

If they’re feeling amorous or lustful, you and the girl will feed each other candy.

Back in 3rd grade when you only thought life was about Candy, video games (back then there wasn’t a big variety) tv, school (We all dreaded) and basically anything that DIDNT involve girls.

Sweet!

Euphemistically, sure.

Ah yes, girl candy, nothing more than saying, “Hi,” to you before you say it to them.

Wasn’t Candy a character on Bonanza? Not everything labeled ‘Candy’ should be considered food nor eaten according to John Candy.

In a way boys, in a way.

Romance is the best candy there is, in my book; but be careful, it can definitely give you a belly ache, and a heart ache, and a…..

More like smooches candy!

Not exactly

They both hit the pleasure response circuits in the brain about the same.

Oh yeah growing up changes a lot.