Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (Well worth doing since it’s Torchy art by Bill Ward.)
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/santas-stocking-stuffer/
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Is that her “office”?
Anything smaller than a $50 just slows me down. Ho Ho Ho!
Santa: “How about a year’s supply of daily, full-body massages, babe … each one worth $100 and personally delivered by me?”
if i were santa i’d ask how many stockings she needs filled…
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight…
From her appearance, it looks like she has turned the heat up a few notches.
HONEY , You are Soooo High Mantaince
She is of course on his naughty list. Which is why she’ll get everything she wants.
Well I would but you’re wearing the stockings…..here let me remove them…..then we’ll talk about stuffing.
Must have been the 50s – no one in their right mind would dare throw away a 10-spot now…
She certainly is the “cash cow” of the season….picky too! Bada Bing Bada Bang!
Santa baby? Time for some earthy music, IYKWIMAITYD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_GmhD053E
She switches from stockings to panty hose for the holidays.
President of the Eartha Kitt Fan Club.
When you walk into your new girlfriend’s house and they are lounging on a padded chase lounge, it’s much like walking into a store and you smell essential oils; you know at that moment you can’t afford to be here.
When she told him to be sure to bring along the “little guy”, he thought she meant an elf. Oddest threesome ever…
I’ll happily empty the trash cans.
Run the card until the chip smokes.
Forget the stockings, and just stuff her g-string with the money.
Some were born with rags and patches but we use dollar bills for matches… (“Hello Dolly”)
Let’s talk about what else you need stuffed.
Tens are good for when you have a price just over a hundred or fifty. It cuts down on the change.
Another good one, John. Thanks for brightening our Monday. Stay well my friend.
If she throws out $1 bills than all of that dancing must just be for exercise…
“And to make it easier to fill them, instead of my knee-highs I’ll just hang my pantyhose”…
June 21, 2014
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 4 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (Well worth doing since it’s Torchy art by Bill Ward.)
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/santas-stocking-stuffer/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
RAGs almost 4 years ago
Is that her “office”?
Judeeye Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Anything smaller than a $50 just slows me down. Ho Ho Ho!
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
Santa: “How about a year’s supply of daily, full-body massages, babe … each one worth $100 and personally delivered by me?”
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
if i were santa i’d ask how many stockings she needs filled…
electricshadow Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight…
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
From her appearance, it looks like she has turned the heat up a few notches.
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
HONEY , You are Soooo High Mantaince
bmckee almost 4 years ago
She is of course on his naughty list. Which is why she’ll get everything she wants.
Vet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well I would but you’re wearing the stockings…..here let me remove them…..then we’ll talk about stuffing.
jrankin1959 almost 4 years ago
Must have been the 50s – no one in their right mind would dare throw away a 10-spot now…
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
She certainly is the “cash cow” of the season….picky too! Bada Bing Bada Bang!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Santa baby? Time for some earthy music, IYKWIMAITYD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_GmhD053E
Ontman almost 4 years ago
She switches from stockings to panty hose for the holidays.
michaeljwolff almost 4 years ago
President of the Eartha Kitt Fan Club.
J Short almost 4 years ago
When you walk into your new girlfriend’s house and they are lounging on a padded chase lounge, it’s much like walking into a store and you smell essential oils; you know at that moment you can’t afford to be here.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
When she told him to be sure to bring along the “little guy”, he thought she meant an elf. Oddest threesome ever…
Holden Awn almost 4 years ago
I’ll happily empty the trash cans.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Run the card until the chip smokes.
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
Forget the stockings, and just stuff her g-string with the money.
jrankin1959 almost 4 years ago
Some were born with rags and patches but we use dollar bills for matches… (“Hello Dolly”)
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Let’s talk about what else you need stuffed.
andrewjb almost 4 years ago
Tens are good for when you have a price just over a hundred or fifty. It cuts down on the change.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Another good one, John. Thanks for brightening our Monday. Stay well my friend.
ferddo almost 4 years ago
If she throws out $1 bills than all of that dancing must just be for exercise…
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
“And to make it easier to fill them, instead of my knee-highs I’ll just hang my pantyhose”…