Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 14, 2020

Is that her “office”?

Anything smaller than a $50 just slows me down. Ho Ho Ho!

Santa: “How about a year’s supply of daily, full-body massages, babe … each one worth $100 and personally delivered by me?”

if i were santa i’d ask how many stockings she needs filled…

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight…

From her appearance, it looks like she has turned the heat up a few notches.

HONEY , You are Soooo High Mantaince

She is of course on his naughty list. Which is why she’ll get everything she wants.

Well I would but you’re wearing the stockings…..here let me remove them…..then we’ll talk about stuffing.

Must have been the 50s – no one in their right mind would dare throw away a 10-spot now…

She certainly is the “cash cow” of the season….picky too! Bada Bing Bada Bang!

Santa baby? Time for some earthy music, IYKWIMAITYD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_GmhD053E

She switches from stockings to panty hose for the holidays.

President of the Eartha Kitt Fan Club.

When you walk into your new girlfriend’s house and they are lounging on a padded chase lounge, it’s much like walking into a store and you smell essential oils; you know at that moment you can’t afford to be here.

When she told him to be sure to bring along the “little guy”, he thought she meant an elf. Oddest threesome ever…

I’ll happily empty the trash cans.

Run the card until the chip smokes.

Forget the stockings, and just stuff her g-string with the money.

Some were born with rags and patches but we use dollar bills for matches… (“Hello Dolly”)

Let’s talk about what else you need stuffed.

Tens are good for when you have a price just over a hundred or fifty. It cuts down on the change.

Another good one, John. Thanks for brightening our Monday. Stay well my friend.

If she throws out $1 bills than all of that dancing must just be for exercise…

“And to make it easier to fill them, instead of my knee-highs I’ll just hang my pantyhose”…