Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 26, 2020

Dave went to great lengths to come up with this one

GROAN!!

Does anyone feel insulted that Dave didn’t think we would know that it was a tape measure so he had to label it?

He couldn’t pull himself away in time.

Twenty bucks says he can still beat you in a tape measure race.

Well it will never measure up to the slim we leave….

If he is an escargot, wouldn’t the tape measure be in centimeters?

Might be time for glasses

I don’t get it… The tape measure used to be a snail?

We can all tell dave spent some time in a garage as a child ;)

Is his name Stanley?

Made me snicker out loud!