Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2020

Or how about you are the Terminator, finish the sentence “I’ll be ______”

Technically they were Baroque composers.

Tomorrow they will being singing a song from My Fair Lady .

A play-off on the old joke…nice.

https://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/maybe_i_shouldve_said_dimaggio

Patently ridiculous. Who would prefer Vivaldi to Bach?

Well, assuming we’re talking the father and not one of the sons.

Okay, give my head a shake. I just thought of the song Amadeus by Falco performed by Muppet chickens.

Technically, we’re talking Baroque (not Classical) composers here.

What’s the most obscure rule in baseball?

“Bawk”

Strangely, chickens CAN teach humans to talk. But the syntax is difficult.

A chicken walks into a library and says, “bock”. The librarian shrugs and hands her a a book. She takes it and leaves. The next day the chicken returns and says “bock bock”, and the librarian hands her two books. Off she goes. The next day, the chicken returns and says “bock bock bock”, and the librarian hands her three books.

The librarian finally gets curious and decide to follow her to see what she’s doing with all these books.

She goes down to a nearby pond. A frog is sitting on the bank and the chicken shows him the books.

The chicken look at the frog, says “bock bock bock”, and hands the books to the frog.

The frog looks at each book and says “reddit reddit reddit”.

Bok. Bach. Now I get it…

The Ants in France stay mainly on the plants : Fred Flintstone

I bet that chicken knows Moondog’s favorite style of beer.

Maybe “Jim Meddick” is an alias for the political cartoonist Chip Bok. (Spare us, BTW).

I can’t Handel this.

Moondog is on the ropes Pilsner. Finish him.

I remember when the great W. C. Fields sold a “talking dog” in a bar.

After the money has changed hands, the dog “says”, “If that’s all I’m worth to you, I’ll never speak again.”

“He’s darn stubborn, you know. He’ll keep his word.” said ventriloquist Fields.

I always thought chickens said “buk” rather than “bok.”

And what is your favorite Asian vegetable which ends with “choy?”

“Who’s your favorite right wing propaganda spewing cartoonist?”

Way to go Pilsner! You had me for a sec. Didn’t even see your beak move. Nice.

If a guy believes a parrot is teaching a chicken to talk, why wouldn’t he also believe it worked.

Ha! Good one, Pilsner! Moonie looks properly perplexed.

(And “bok/Bach” was a clever pun, too.)

Pilsner is trying to save his wife.