Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 25, 2021

I just put up a sign,

WARNING! TRESPASSERS WILL BE FORCED TO EAT MY WIFE’S COOKING!

And the sign won’t wake up the neighbors at 4am

Working on a sign as we speak: “Trespassers Will Not Leave Alive”.

Maybe that’s all that’s needed at our southern border. It will have to be written in many many languages since people are coming in there from all over the world.

Beware of guard Shih Tzu.

Sure…that’ll work.

Convicts say; just get a noisy dog, doesn’t have to be mean. They’ll do their work somewhere quieter.

“Beware of Vicious Sign!”

Can’t remember the whole thing exactly ,but we found a sticker for my husbands drivers side wing window on his Blazer. It was something like "This truck protected by a Rottweiler, a dozen snakes, a hive of killer bees, and my old lady who eats bigger guys than you for breakfast.

The MTA uses the same strategy to get people to pay for the subway. Doesn’t really work that well.

Only for the honest thief.

A comic strip came up with the best. " Welcome, come in let’s talk Amway "