Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 31, 2021

Saved at last!!! Now all we have to do is add…………….

Do you add water to the powered water or something else?

Hope there are instructions.

You can also order stone soup from the same company.

Next flight will be bringing canned air. But they will forget the openers. If he’s lucky he has a P-38 on him.

De plain, de plane…

Pilot: Opps, I keep thinking I forgot something!

Mix with sand.. sadly the instructions were in Chinese so he died.

I actually had a can that said just that on my shelf in my culinary arts class-room. You’d be surprised how many students asked me: Is this for real?

https://culinarylore.com/food-history:cans-of-bernard-dehydrated-water/

“just add… oh, never mind.”

They dropped batteries too — but they weren’t included.

/BOTH gags attributable to comic Steven Wright.