Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 17, 2021

He’s sure he can get you a suspended sentence.

If it wasn’t for the nose…

Just hang in there….

I do my best work under pressure (while you’re under pressure).

… “Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back.”

15 seconds and counting….

Andrews is a real estate lawyer, Shapiro is dead and Cohen was in jail and can’t practice anymore. Better get a priest to administer last rights.

and you can take that to your grave

Change those names on the case, and you’ve got an accurate depiction of someone else.

And no worries; if I don’t win the case, I won’t charge you…

and posthumous appeals.

but he’s not going to stick his neck out…