Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 22, 2020

Once I realized those were not cooking utensils, it became easier.

Ugly swatter contest?

Merry Spatula!

Oooh a Christmas Swatter party!

Gee, now what can I use this swatter for?

must be because he was reading it on the fly…

Ugly Christmas Swatter party

I am afraid I do not own a Christmas sweater. Or a Christmas swatter.

Now what do we do? Swat our way to the bar-flies?

See Brewster Rockit for a similar theme.

Lights on the swatter and fire in the sky.

Good thing he didn’t read squatter.

took a while to get the joke

Aw, don’t let it bug you.

Of course, if it was supposed to be an ugly swatter, it would still have the flies on it; not Christmas lights.