Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 11, 2021

Hop it.

Ralph’s right.

“….and I’m not paying for your phone any more.”

Does Mom have a cargo pouch? all those pockets.

Pouch potato?

Pretty amazing, given the life expectancy of a kangaroo is between 10 and 20 years, depending on species.

He’ll never leave if you make it so comfortable for him in there. Add chores/rent and rules, just SEE how long he stays!

Cut the cable and Internet and make him pay for the phone. They have a shelf with name labels at work where everybody must put their phone when they are not on break.

I told my boys that they had 1 year from the last day of their post secondary education to be out of the house and self sufficient. The Youngest never came back from college as he was hired right out of school and the oldest felt he must rebel and moved as far away as he could and did it the hard way. His grandmothers passing was all it took to bring him back to Ontario and his life is better now. If you give them no guidelines how can they make good choices, right?

Pretty sure Mrs. Baker would let the kids move back home, but then she’d blame me when they drove her nuts.

Bounce him out of there! You’ll never roo the day.

No problem with animals. They’re smart. They kick the dumb asses out.

Hmmm, not lactose intolerant?

Untie me kangaroo down, sport……

Time to hop on over to Dr. Phil!