Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 28, 2020

Can I call you back?

Uh-huh, uh-huh….Splat!

YouTube: … the video was removed … the video is private … 404 Error

Is Darwin about to claim another victim? Maybe he should take a quick Selfie first.

No need to worry, Mate!! It’s not the fall that will kill you! It’s the sudden STOP that will!!

:-O

I got to take a selfie.

I’m downloading in my shorts right now! Can you hold?

The best time to hang up on someone (when you don’t want them to know that’s what you’re doing) is when you are talking. Less suspicious that way.

well this won’t end well. unless he’s a cartoon character than in that case would just hurt him really bad.

Chuting the breeze.

I’ll be dropping by any moment now.

Some people are too polite to telemarketers…

“Gotta go, Ma!”

Deadly cell Phone addiction.

Yes…yes…yes, I’d love to drop in sometime soon!

Will you STFU and listen to meeeeeeeeeeeee

Sounds like he is having a conversation with my mother in law.. pretty well impossible to get a word in once she gets wound up.

“Uh-oh, I got another ‘ring’ I have to get.”

He should drop that caller.

I am about to drop in.

I have no doubt some morons do this… as if texting while driving isn’t stupid enough.

Just leave ’em hanging.

I hope you can multitask.

Kind of like the insensitive joke about the guy who stuttered and decided to sky dive…

Just switch to airplane mode and you’re good.

The person on the other end of this call could be my Mother or my husband’s Mother—both can talk breathing out AND breathing in, so nobody else gets a word in edgewise! I call it the “nursing home patter”, where, if they ever DID stop for a split second, somebody might just hang up on them!

“I’m breakin’ up!”

Good to the last drop—Airborne!

I’m guessing he’s on the phone with his mom.

How did he get wifi?

The phone should have detected that it’s falling and shut itself down.