Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2021

I wonder if he went to Ebay to BID-et on them.;-D

she knew about his hobby and still took the plunge…

His investment portfolio is in the crapper.

She misheard, he flushed his cash.

That last downturn in the market wiped him out.

and the collection’s not finished until the paper work’s done.

He must have started with a Hole in the ground and worked his way up to the porcelain bowl…

All that money, down the toilet.

I don’t understand what all the flush is about; these are just dog drinking fountains.

Sounds like he has a handle on it.

What’s at the bottom of his obsession?

Oh no, it’s a trap!

Yeah, how come people don’t rush out to buy toilets when there is any kind of economic crisis? :)

And now, she has a less serious version of septic shock.

I know Bushido Brown has a penchant for exotic toilets. Bushido Brown doesn’t wipe his own *.