Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 19, 2021

Guaranteed you won’t die from a virus. …….

…..(You will die from the vaccine)

This seems to be too close to the truth.

It’s based on Granny’s “Rheumatis’ medicine”, a sure fire cure-all.

Caveat emptor!

(Latin for “There’s one born every minute”.)

Modern day snake oil salesman.

Someone’s just been prosecuted in England for precisely this! FIVE offences including fraud around the fake administration of a COVID-19 vaccine and common assault.Don’t try this at home, kids!

What, he finally took a bath?

Contains all (Un)natural ingredients sourced from landfills.

The best measure you can take for your health…

…would be to social distance yourself from this individual and if possible gag him with a mask.

Notice he doesn’t say what the vaccine is for. I’ll bet it’s to prevent your wallet from getting too fat.

Rub a dub dub. Vaccine in a tub.

Televangelists don’t want the competition, daddy-o.

A blend of Remdesivir and sparkling apple cider.

Does Ms Paltrow know about this?

Hmmm, soap scum for hemorrhoids, what a country!

Dr. Hook?

Does it have bleach?

Everything I own is artisanal. Soap. Flannel shirt. Boots. Beard wax. Television.

Last week the dang hipster was selling hand sanitizer that smelled like old vodka. :)

Artisanal. Using that word instead of Home Made can get you bigger bucks.

About the same amount of time big pharma used come up with theirs.