The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 05, 2021

Turned off his hearing aids.

Hear no evil …

wait a sec (pluck) See no evil …

wait a sec (pluck) Speak no evil.

I’ve joking used a similar response to my wife about my hearing aids.

Warning: What you don’t know MIGHT hurt you when she finds out!

Just yell " WHAT " Every so often and the Bliss goes on!

Silence is Yukon Golden.

If only…

That blissful face will last until…!

I can’t ear you.

Don Rickles was a great Mr. Potato Head.

Have you got your ears on?

If he got all that done would she lionise or lyonaise him?

rake, gutters?? that is done by October

He looks half baked.

Then she became irritatered.

if it were only that easy!

With that red nose, I expected a bunch of beer cans…

Couch potato in an easy-chair.

Didn’t even have the chance to go in one ear and out the other.

Does he hear it all once he puts his ears back in?

There are none so deaf as those that will not hear…

If only…

“Trim those things sprouting from your face”! She wants him to cut out his eyes!?

During the COVID era, my wife’s working from home, and it involves a lot of chatter on the telephone, so I wear my headsets almost all day long to be able to concentrate. Side effect is that I can’t hear her even when she’s trying to talk to me. A little harder to explain at 1 in the morning, tho.

You’d better listen. I have a potato masher and I know how to use it.

She talked his ears off

That would be so handy on occasion

I think his wife will wipe that smile off his face for him when she comes in the room…

I bet it doesn’t help his tinnitus. WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THAT DAMN PHONE!?

Sort of fun. People never know if the hearing aid is on or off. Makes them think before they speak.

Like the old CB radio days… 10-4 good buddy, got your ears on, come back?