Close to Home by John McPherson for January 10, 2021

Well Bleeb is doing his part. Bring in a fresh box of wipes.

As a grandpa, I can attest to that being one stinky mess. Aya caramba so to speak!

I think Bleeb is wiped out.

Wetland? Toxic waste site would be a better designation.

I suspect the Department of Conversation has declared your house a disaster area. No adult talking for the foreseeable future.

Not a toxic dump? :-O

Perhaps you need a new hobby.

Hmmmm. Heard of birth control?

BLEEB! BLEEB! Get up from there… you’re sleeping on the set!!

ᴡʜᴀ-ᴡʜᴀᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ… sᴏʀʀʏ! ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ “sɪᴘ“ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇʟᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ “sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ“ ɴᴀᴘs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴏɴ… ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ɪ’ᴍ ᴛᴀʟᴋɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜ… HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL, WHY AM I WEARING A DIAPER?!…AM I INCONTINENT… AM I DYING?!

You’re okay, you’re okay… the mother character just needed a little practice and put one on you, too.

ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴏᴡ?

It is like getting a raise when kids get out of the diaper stage.

Take your pick, Bleeb. Which one do you wanna wipe?

Where’s the kids? I only see 5 people, 1 bear, 1 feline, a non-fighting owl, a green behemoth and nothing able to produce goat’s milk.Play pens: items designed to sway children toward the non-sphere earth concept.

“I’ll take care of the baby, you go wipe Grandma” ass, she’s your mother."

Lady, get your purse up OFF THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, Bleeb, I’ll buy you a beer. There has to be a bar here somewhere in Soggy Bottom, Indiana! :)

So that play pen should start sprouting cat-tails any day now?

and of course she’s pregnant with another one.

Marsha is swamped even on a slough day.

Bleeb is wiped out.