Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 17, 2021

Small panel: What a “tool”. Large panel: Somewhat removed from a “stuffed shirted windbag”.

How much “fuel” you have is indicated by how tall the car is.

Small: “Yep. It’s in the wherever.”

My wife speaks like that!

Small: Probably in the junk drawer with everything else…

Large: Does it deflate as the air runs out?

Oh yeah, last time I saw it, it was on the corner of walk and don’t walk! /// Uummm, compressed air you say? What happens when ya got a leak? Do I go fluttering up in the air,((((((( uncontrollably?)))))))

Toon should be in Tank McNamara

Large: It makes fart sounds as you drive down the road…

Salesman: We call it the whoopy cushion. To start it, just pull the finger on the dash.

If you run out of gas, there is a can of beans to get you to the next charging station.

I know some people that will keep that fueled forever.

The 2021 Politician!

Working men substitute swear words for the generalized terms.

It’s right there by the whosie-whatsit.

Air powered cars are (or will soon be) real in India: https://www.drivespark.com/four-wheelers/2017/tata-motors-air-powered-car-airpod-launch-2020/articlecontent-pf61534-020628.html