Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 22, 2021

“Pockets and Pocket Ownership for Dummies”

I claimed the cost of mine on my taxes as an out of pocket expense…

i’ve always wondered why a purse is called a pocketbook…

Sounds more like pocket yoga.

Where does he keep the book? Or perhaps he always has it in his hand?

Pocket Pool?

Hey Google, find my car keys!

We need car keys and glasses with GPS and WIFI.

Slowly rub the pocket with your fingers to loosen the gum.

I’ll be he has a sticker on his car’s sun-visor: “What to do if you lock yourself inside of the car”

……… if you should find a hole after doing this – well there you go. Hopefully, you have a spare set.

“What has it got in its pocketses, preciousss?”

This is what the younger generation will need to make it in life. Right now they just listen to liberal democrats and CNN. They are totally lost.

He gave up driving for lint.

… meanwhile pronating the palm archly while puckering face in concentration …

I’m amazed at some people’s EDC, I think to myself where in the world are you going?

Written by the same folks who wrote the guide for this new lap top. I miss my mouse.

Wouldn’t this be a pocket pocket guide?