Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 02, 2021

Hip PO’s are cool coppers. Try to pass the Ian Book worms like a bear tooth or a scorpion for you stage coach’s sake,

When you though you saw and heard it all…You didn’t! RIDICULOUS! Next they’ll add Cooking & House keeping, to be all inclusive….

now that is a sport

Why not add chess?

Add breakdancing, but reject parkour?

It’s amazing how people who pay no attention to track and field, aquatics, or gymnastics the other two hundred and six weeks of the year become instant experts when the Olympics roll around.

Isn’t it bad enough that we have that horrible, God-awful Dancing With The Has-Been Celebrities, I mean Dancing With The Stars?

I go with George Carlin’s point that a sport is defined by the potential for grievous bodily injury and everything else is just an activity.

Do they count cheerleading?

Almost thought he was saying "Hunger Games starting in 2024. With a record 50 million people at risk from starvation it wouldn’t be unlikely.