Prickly City by Scott Stantis for January 17, 2021

Wrong party, Carmen. Anyway, what’s Winslow done to require a pardon?

He probably doesn’t have the money to pay for it, either.

Winslow’s been in the desert the whole time; never went to Washington DC like buffalo man.

Stantis needs a pardon for such a lame joke.

Carmen, your party is the treason party.

Silly canine, pardons are for Republicans.

With apologies to General Mills.

And after that, it occurred to me just how unfunny this really was.

For the thirteen people that had their cases expedited, just so Trump could have an execution a day for his last two weeks in office.

Maybe I should just pull this post down.

All the Trump Disciples must be be incredibly proud of Their Messiah.

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All the executions. Because Pro Life!

All the pardons, including war criminals. Because Law&Order. Personal responsibility. Also pro life.

The insurrection attempting to overthrow the American government by violence. Because patriotism.

And 400,000 American covid deaths. Just because. “We want them infected.”

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#TraitorTrump

Republicans Are Warping Reality Around the Capitol Attack — Loyalists to President Trump are increasingly relying on conspiracy theories and misinformation, drawing false equivalence with last summer’s racial protests and blaming outside agitators. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/17/us/politics/Capitol-conspiracy-theories-blm-antifa.html

What?

Um, did you remember to include the “application fee”, Winslow?

Pardons are Trump’s last chance to soak the suckers.

Another one-panel Sunday, and one that gets party affiliation wrong, to boot.

Does Stantis need to hire someone to help with his workload?

I don’t recall Winslow doing anything that might require a pardon. Besides, any misdeeds of his would have been as a ‘mostly peaceful’ protester in the 2020 summer of rage, so his local prosecutor won’t be bringing any charges.

What was he going to do.

I expect this strip to get very interesting on or just after Wednesday. That’ll be two weeks after the riot.

Did you pay your $2 million?

Lost track of today’s Prickly City. If Prickly City’s mail service is like Cleveland’s He could be waiting most anything, Our mail got stuck in Pittsburgh BACK in December, and is just now getting to the intended recipients.

Guys, Winslow’s just waiting for today’s strip, which Stantis is mailing in, as usual.