Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 08, 2021

That’s why you should WASH with head and shoulders not eat it

Pfft. Just lick it off like every other cat.

I have a terminal case.

Easily handled – when you make your next kill, just take the head & shoulders.

Black bears tell me the same thing.

When melanistic jaguars or leopards are in the right light, you can see the spots or rosettes.

You should see his fur after a date with the snow leopard.

No, really, I’m the lesser known speckled panther.

that’s hysterical

This was never mentioned on Wild Kingdom.

He looks to me like a negative Dalmatian.

Stars in the midnight sky

Sorry I’m late… has anyone done the “Black Panthers Matter” gag yet?

Get Dan Plante jobs to avoid Dan Druff.

this one’s pretty flaky…

He’s not lion about that….

I’ll see myself out now.