Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 03, 2021

You want a Schlitz.

Mr. Butt-inski strikes again!!

I think I might know what he’s thinking and it isn’t good.

Now look what you did, Gary. You scared away his tonight’s dinner.

Gary is so naive ….

I’m pretty sure you do not live in a split-level, Gary.

I’m thinking it’s time for Gary to do the vanishing act!

Looks like she paid for her own drinks though before she left.. my kind of lady.

No not really, but why are you holding that wooden stake?……

I must not think bad thoughts!

I always wonder about the kind of ladies who hang out at the Hammered Henchman. And why I can never meet any like them!

Apparently a Bat-Wingman is not a good thing… ☺

Your options are limited, Mean Mutant Man. You left the flame-thrower at the cute little split-level, and vampires are not good eating (all the meat is long since spoiled and filled with unpleasant little Things). But we get your point and agree that Gary ruined your chance to score….

Worst wingman ever! Ironic because if Gary had turned into a bat and fluttered around, no doubt that would have been much more encouraging than his pathetic drivel.

Notice Leopold goes for women who resemble his Mom? :)

Architecture class H525 caution: sound like Scary Gary memorized the description of my ICE shack in the suburbs! Ho-wah! Isn’t Scary Gary related to Dan Plesac?

There once was an Imp from Cary Who couldn’t find a Grant He flipped his band away from sand And got Fuhr from his pet ant.

cant get no chicks with gary around