Garfield by Jim Davis for February 03, 2021

Without dogs, what would we do?

Just imagine a world without dogs.

“Same with you cats!”

Cats are very important

Without cats…

The world would have no cat jokes!

A life without rescue dogs …

Timmy falls down the well and owner says to the cat “Timmy’s fallen down the well, go get help”.

The cat looks up and says, “Do it yourself, I’m catching up on my beauty sleep”.

It would be one thing less to be catty about Garfield…

And Odie was looking so triumphant in that first panel…

I’ve got a cat joke for you:

Why did God create cats?

To give dogs something to do.

he was so happy until garfield mentioned that

WE WOULD HAVE NO CHARLIE BROWN!!!

Without dogs, we would only keep cats as pets

LOLZ XD

Why are 2 brown boots sticking up from Ode’s head? Is Ode a man doing Rick-a Shea stadium rabbit imitations to simulate life without dogs?

Soo… Can I make a dog joke before they get extinct?

A guy walks into a bar with his dog. Bartender says dogs aren’t allowed. Guy replies “But this is a talking dog”. Bartender says “Yeah right…. get him out of here”. Guy says he can prove it by asking the dog questions. Bartender says “OK with me if you want to make a fool out of yourself”. Guy asks the dog “Where does my golf ball go when I hit it wrong?” Dog says “R-r-r-r-uff”. Bartender is skeptical and says “Ask him another one”. Guy says “What’s on top of a house?”. Dog says “R-r-r-r-oof”. Bartender says “I will ask him one. Who was the 32nd president?”. Dog says “R-r-r-r-r…. Coolidge?”.

I’m definitely a dog person!,, cats noooo!!!! They tear up your furniture!!!!

He is not wrong.

And that would be a catastrophe, doggonit…

If there would be no dogs, it would be a real “cat”-tastrophe.

True.

Did you hear about the dog that climbed the mountain? He said his climb was pretty “ruff.”

Or dog advice columnists…

My favorite dog joke is if someone asks me what time it is and I tell the person it’s time all dogs were dead and ask if they feel sick.

on the bright side, there’d be no such thing as “smelling like a wet dog”!

But without cats, the world would float away because the weight of all those egos would be removed. Cat-astrophe!

Dogs are wonderful.

And without cats, there would be no cat videos on social media.

Imagine if Jon had to make a decision, who would be better, “Cats OR Dogs”, both Odie or Garfield, wouldruff him up.

He won’t be so catty about his decisions then, would he ?

i likes dog better than cats

Without cats, we would have no stringed instruments!

Dogs have a lot more use than you think, they help us through depression, detect bombs and weapons, help blind people, protect the house, and even smell cancer. CANCER!!! Heck Odie’s saved you from near death experiences, and you treat him like dirt! I know you respect him but you won’t appreciate something until it’s gone, so be nice to Odie or the only person you’ll have to converse with is Jon.

Lassie didn’t come for help this time.