The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 14, 2021

It appears they’ve gotten off on the wrong foot.

He’s got the chianti. Where’s the liver and fava beans?

He can always do break dancing.

Oops, no. That wouldn’t be a good idea.

So was he carried into that establishment?

Did you leave them in your dancing shoes?

he’s fancy free and feet loose…

Only dances to the “Monster Mash”!

He’s a Dancing’ Fool.The beat goes on, and I’m so wrong

The beat goes on and I’m so wrong

And he talks funny.

He’s rather green at this dancing business…

That explains the staggering around BEFORE he had anything to drink.

The’s defeeted.

Fred Gwynne was more articulate.

It’s Igor’s fault

And finally, last but not least, she came over and asked me to dance.

He coulda been a stand in for Kevin Bacon in Footloose.

And how did he get there without them?

I feel an old joke coming on… Him: “Would I, Would I?” Her: “Left feet, left feet!”

Meeting him was not as electrifying as she expected.

Me, nickname stumpy. You, put on a bra.

Opening scene in the sequel “Footloose X Two”.

Frankenstein’s monster is making the rounds today. He’s also in today’s “Bound and Gagged” strip.

Then how did he get there in the first place ?

Does this mean he’s sole searching?