Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 12, 2021

Me too. And yeah, it needs rephrasing!

Unfortunately, that’s the only checking out she’s going to get.

I often go to the library to check out the librarians.

We’re well into an era where even the most commonplace idioms are often twisted into something shady. As witness a couple of comments above.

I would hate to see the guy who “checks her out”

Double entendres. Nice.

I always use the human checkout now even for two items.

What’s a few minutes to help save a job; and as often as not, it’s as fast or faster than a self check that wants to card an 80-year-old for a bottle of wine.

I refuse to use the self-checkout lanes. The store can just go hire some more clerks, thank you very much!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one today! :D

I’m staying 6 foot away from that.

Hey. If l get checked out, it’s cause they think l am a criminal. Those other days have left me by….

Archer: “Phrasing!”