9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for January 14, 2021

I thought I’d never get credit for my achievements!

So make sure you pay your bill on the way out.

With Cash.

Ever since my daughter got her first credit card, my goal was to have a credit score as high as hers is. I’m inching my way closer, but it’s a long process. I mean, does she have to pay her bill every month?

…but you’re insured, so we’re going to run some more tests.

Should never have gone to that quick title loans place to help pay for your Florida swamp land investments.

Sims also thought he had to study for his blood test!

So without insurance or cash there is the door.

GOOD DAY, SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY! [jeeezz, Gene Wilder could deliver that line so well that it was difficult not to laugh.]

Sounds like identity theft.

And without any student loans!