Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 12, 2021

I don’t know what to say.

Oh my!! Terrible, terrible.

He’s a grower and a shower.

Partridges in pear trees?

She probably wants the gold rings.

If Christmas came everyday, so might she!!! >B^D

I’m pretty sure they’re is a Shot for that "affliction " !

Mr. Collins needs to take a break.

I just want to know if this is the BEFORE or the AFTER.

She must have told him to “grow a pear/pair”.

Pinocchio’s conversion to a “real boy” wasn’t quite as thorough as was hoped.

Go ye forth, be fruitful and multiply.

Dan, Perhaps you could give us a short tutorial on the thought process that went into this. We don’t want to hear “my hand made me do it.”

This is why you should never go on line and buy generic Viagra from foreign pharmacies.

well he definitely has wood although it is a bit fruity

Don’t eat the pears

That is what happens behind closed doors in Disney stories.

In the words of Vinny Barbarino (Welcome Back Kotter) — “I’M SO CONFUSED”.

For those unfamiliar with classical imagery, this is the Tree of LIfe motif. So, lucky for us, happens all the time.

I’m going to hope that this is Jack. That his mom got really mad over that business of trading the cow for the “magic” beans, and angrily threw them under the house. That Jack stormed off, went to a bar, and picked up this girl. That at the worst possible moment the beanstalk started growing right through the floor and the bed (I know, it appears to be partridges in a pear tree, but I want to make sense of this somehow). That ultimately Jack will put some clothes on, make the trip up the beanstalk, steal the goose that lays the golden eggs, and live happily ever after. Because I’m really a lot more comfortable believing that this garden growth is not attached to this guy, in any way, shape or form.

By the way, does any one else wonder why she appears so composed? Can’t tell if she’s angry, bored, irritated, frustrated — but she is composed. If it were me and my bed-partner started growing something like that, I don’t think I’d just be lying there watching it happen.

“The Medium is the Message” anyone?