Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 21, 2021

He seems happy, but she does’nt.

What goes up must come down.

That pill will probably be fatal for him, at his age!!

They look like they’re saying something. Even if it’s intended only for each other, they gotta know that there’s an audience out here!

Off our rockers, actin’ crazy./ With the right medication we won’t be lazy./ Doin’ the old folks boogie Down on the farm./ Wheelchairs, they was locked arm in arm./ Paired off pacemakers with matchin’ alarms. Gives us jus’ one more chance to spin one more yarn./ And you know that you’re over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill………Little Feat.

Getting the jump on the stiff competition with Cialis…

Need a lift?

That’s why the Amazon box has a smile on it.

Silly kids. The old folks do it better, just a bit slower.

He wants a tiger in his wank. Probably will kill him that one time…

“Save your sons, shield your daughters.

There’s Viagra in the waters!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWzHmkgJ54

“Henry, was you ever unfaithful?’ “just the one time, dear.” “Well, we sure could use that one time now.” Courtesy of Benny Hill.

It’s going to take more than 8 propellers to keep that up. (If you know what I mean.)