Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 08, 2021

Nothing for us thanks. We just lost our appetite.

What’s the point? (be nice)

Who’s the little guy sitting at the counter?

That’s not snot on his face, is it?

Where former Hooters waitresses retire.

Well, I guess I’m gonna have a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast. And probably no pancakes or flapjacks for a week. Brilliant, but I can’t get that image out of my head.

Good thing they hang, or they might get in the way of her serving the meal.

I was gonna have the chicken breast, but I changed my mind.

How are the waffles?

It’s hard to find service people. Hire seniors. No ageism here.

Pancakes are flat, not eggplant shaped.

Can someone please explain this one to me, it is terrifying but I don’t get it beyond that.

And is the little guy drinking coffee??

My thoughts – Those ladies should have a nice retirement where no jackasses can ogle them like this. But we don’t actually have a universal safety net for folks who’ve grown old and don’t have the means to get by. I think I’ll eliminate this cartoonist from my selection – he’s as bad as the goons he portrayed.

his?

At least this wasn’t I HOP

Who’s the shirtless child swilling coffee at the counter?