Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 23, 2021

Not only are they grounded; they’re grounded without coffee.

Travel cups, a new term for me.

It seems if you are famous/rich/play sports, travel restrictions don’t apply.

Notice a kid wearing a Spider-Man face mask in this?

Herb Tarlek?

I left behind my dirty Detroit Lions thermal mug at the Pittsburgh Steelers training camp and had enough sense not to cry about it. Instead, I used a new replacement theology skill I’ve been practicing and bought a Cleveland Browns travel cup as part of my Ohio purchase..

The mugs can still travel, you just can’t go with them.

Especially the ones from overseas.

I use my travel cups every day. They travel from room to room with me. Just because I can’t, doesn’t mean they are useless as I am.

Very odd. I was gazing mournfully at my cups just this morning.

My travel mugs still get use – they travel downstairs to the kitchen and then back upstairs to the home office …

The luggage in the hall closet is openly mocking you.

well, the yeti ones sure are, but look at your pants

Where are her ARMS hahaha its hard not to notice!