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By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 19, 2021

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    momofalex7  almost 4 years ago

    24k?

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Happiest ‘babies in a plastic bag’ scene ever!!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I know for a fact that that is where they come from.

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    Awe… Sweet

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    tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just regular carrots cut down to size usually. Baby corn, that’s different. You can do real baby carrots but I suspect baby-cut carrots are the norm these days.

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    boniface22  almost 4 years ago

    Very clever, once again.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Eh… What’s up, stork?

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Just plant them, water them and they’ll sprout in no time.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    But, but… we only did it Once!!

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    lv2sew  almost 4 years ago

    Awww. So cute.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This strip is his-stork-kle.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    This turned into a big dill.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Tell ’em Groucho sent you!

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    When life gives you carrots.. make cake..?

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    bobbyferrel  almost 4 years ago

    Just lemme turn around. I’ve got you some ranch dip here, too.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The stork from Costco.

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    rroxxanna  almost 4 years ago

    Why are storks in cartoons always drawn wearing those old-time railroad-depot-manager hats?

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    mac04416  almost 4 years ago

    Oh! Now get a kiddie pool (filled with ranch dressing)

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    A bunch?

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wrong house!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Very nice, Mark. Not sure why the parents looked so surprised – they’ve been rooting around for some time.

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    sweet

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, sure — where else would they come from?

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    levekk  almost 4 years ago

    Baby carrots are large carrots that are cut and shaped then washed in a chlorine solution (to eliminate bacteria) then rinsed and packed. It’s OK to eat them.

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