Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 30, 2021

How can anyone so round…..be so flat?

to quote a line from a certain Anime character: “I AM NOT FLAT!!!!!”

Very two-dimensional kind of guys.

What’s a wallet ? All I have is change

This guy must have left his tinfoil hat at home.

My wallet can’t keep up with inflation.

my wallet is for holding my driver’s license and my wife’s cash…

Sigh! Will humanity ever be free of the Know Nothings? At least the “Flat Earthers” are relatively harmless (as long as they don’t try to launch satellites!)

Just as long as your EKG doesn’t go flat, you both are doing OK.

“The Flat Earth Society is meeting here today, singing happy little lies”…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGVDjXFbJk

(If someone knows how to add musical notes to a comment, it would be much appreciated if you would let me know. Thanks!)

If the world is flat, then why isn’t the edge of the world a tourist destination?

Those two dimensional fools have no real depth.

Buddy, you can just flat off.

The earth isn’t flat. Columbus fixed that.”

we’re part of the flat joke society