Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2021

Those damned Vasas!

Sadly, the fink is right.

What a dozy departure – to have the Fink name a real country instead of somewhere in Id. Dumb on two levels. There are bound to be Swedes who’ll take offence (why needlessly give it). It screws with the integrity of the imaginary world of ID.

And the liar starts to believe his own lies.

Exactamondo. You don’t have to repeat it if you can stifle the oppositonl. But go ahead anyway if it makes you feel good.

The hoary beginnings of fake news revealed!

Politics.

That’s not a fair test. I saw that covered extensively on Fox News, so he’s just confirming.

Biden will pay off student debt! Biden won’t raise taxes on the middle class!

“Others do it for you” which is how we ended up with a red tide of kook-aid drinkers in the halls of Congress. We’re luck it wasn’t more of a bloodbath.

Are IKEA instructions printed in Swedish?

You know, it sort of reminds me of the days when kids tried to fly wearing bath towels for capes. I mean, it works for superman, right?

YUST LIKE trump.

Song lyrics for the DEADLY departed at 1600

You are the fluke of the universe,

You have no right to be here,

And, whether you can hear it or not,

The universe is laughing behind your back.

“Deteriorata” [Courtesy National Lampoon1972]

P.S. The last 5 words are:

Give up! You can’t win

He should have listened

The republican strategy in a nutshell, accent on the “nut.”

Past election was honest and above board!!!!!

thanks to all the commenters that have helped me prove my social commenting theory with your comment today. today you have risen to new heights!! aspdst

So many people say the “truth” is what they WANT to believe, regardless of facts and data. I understand some DAs spouting this – but I don’t understand so MANY DAs spouting it.

I guess the king must have been a distant relative trump.

I f you tell lies often enough you will believe them yourself, case in point the occupant of the white house the last four years, but he was doing it going in, an expert in the art!

Does anyone understand what saddenedby is trying to say with the one letter reply or his other scratching.

For example : yassybim.

Or: yliaiw. yahtdpots. wam.

He’s a flake as far as I’m concerned.

Sad but very true…..

A lie on social media is no longer a lie. Don’t you know everything on the internet is true. Just as everything on TV was true for generations before the internet and before that everything in the newspaper was true.

Wow – Parker and Hart are really trying to stir things up! Come on – it’s MLK Day – take a break!

“Confirmation bias” will allow you to confirm the lie that you want to believe.

“Fink news! Fink news!” ☺

Anything but the truth, they’ll believe. Anything to remain deep in denial that they were robbed by billionaires for 44 years with this “trickle down” nonsense. Politicians bribed by them to spread the lies that immigrants or a brown person took your job. The reality is a ROBOT took your job, with the help of a billionaire who wasn’t happy about paying all those steadily increasing wages, dealing with unions, that ate away at HIS PROFITS, keeping him “poor” instead of fabulously wealthy.

“Stop saying the politicians who say that are Nazis! Why do you do that?” Because that’s straight from Josef Goebbels, a Nazi and so are people who think and do that, that’s why.

The king has it right, or should I say correct?

I love to hear things about Sweden. I guess I have a swede tooth.

Was Sweden even a country in this time period. Or was it one of several provinces that would later unit into the country we know as Sweden?

No…the echo-chamber repeats it for you

Just put it on Facebook, once.

being a Swedish I resent that.

Swedish horses are orange and made of wood. So nothing to fear unless one is thrown at you.