Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 10, 2021

(snake) “Then how about a caramel coated apple”? ;D

I like the two scoops of ice cream.

Adam would have ended up as a McRib.

Ad paid for by the Frito-lay company.

The butt hairs on Adam … good one!

Because of the view, Ralph is speechless for once.

But if they eat enough of that stuff, the garden is going to be less Edenic.

Like in Non Sequitur, Adam should’ve stuck with the pizza and beer.

We’ve had two apples rolling around in the crisper for a month now. (We seem to be trying to save “the world”)

Binging on chips, it’s American as apple pie.

So, FritoLay and Baskin-Robbins woulda predated Creation?

Funniest cartoon of the day – gold star!

It has changed the world. It has made the majority of us fat.

The snake would have been the one offering the junk food.

I thought Adam and Eve were the only humans when this scene took place. Therefore, no fast food.

Or, are we to conclude that aliens brought us junk food?

If junk food had existed when the Bible was written, the myth would be that the snake encouraged Eve to eat the Doritos, or the ice cream cone, or whatever. And her penalty wouldn’t be the pain of childbirth, it would be forever dealing with trying to lose 15 pounds.